I Wipe, Therefore I Am
I wipe, therefore I am. While eating a chunk of spam. Or as I jog down the street. And even …
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Everybody Dance Now
It’s my first poo of the day. I hope I don’t get a spray. Nor do I want a burning …
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Stain For Poopoo Pain
Oh dear God, what’s happening in this loo!?! I’m sharting water, barely even a poo! To go along with this …
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Ill Swill Spill
It’s been a while, but I’m on the mend. Away too long, from pooems from my end. My first drop …
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Brown Sorrow
Too much booze and bad food the night before. Now my poor rectum’s feeling a little sore. I scoffed and …
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Revolting Rear Convulsion
No sooner had my cheeks planted on the seat… Then the messy mass spewed forth with great heat. It was …
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What a Blast
It’s time to pass a deuce of unbelievable magnitude! Holding it in has left me feeling no gratitude. I felt …
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Monday Morning Stink
The Monday morning stink. Will really make you think. What went through these bowels? Maybe several dead cows. Rectum is …
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Grotesque Growth
A grotesque texture, feeling rough. Out my ass the farty foam does puff. It is something stinky and heinous. Filthy …
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Laying Easter Eggs
Woo! Easter time is here! It’s our favourite time of year! “Why?” We hear you ask. Cos in chocolate we …
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Poosama bin Shartin
Poosama Bin Shartin was an ugly man who had many a terrorist plot. He sure did stink and was quite …
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Turdsday's Turds of Tranquility
Right now I’ve not a care in the world. As I sit awaiting the shite to be hurled. Out drop …
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Post-Lunch Rumbles
I’ve got the post-lunch rumbles. Gradually my willpower crumbles. Holding it in with all my might. But the brown must …
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Strange Things Are Happening in Toilet Town
Strange things are happening in toilet town. Far from the norm of the trusted brown. Logs go sideways instead of …
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The Count Fights On!
Count Dumpula told us a fascinating tale. He fought Rocky Balboga but sadly did fail. But credit is needed where …
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Rocky Balboga
Pooem concept by Papa Poosepi. The gloves are off now as I enter round two. A furious oppoonent, Rocky Balboga …
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Hot as Hell / Satan’s Dinner
It’s so steamy and hot. Like my oiled cracker slot. Out comes a prize winner. It’s Satan’s fecal dinner. My …
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Corporate Crapper
The toilets at work have fallen into disrepair. Their current state would give you quite a scare. If you’ve read …
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