An Urgent Pooturgent
My fecal alarm sounds telling me it’s urgent, in my bowels I have slimy pooturgent. I get to the throne …
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Bog and Turd’s Boggus Adventure
What seemed like a normal trip through time. Has taken a turn for the worst, ending in fecal slime. Such …
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The Nazi Poolestation
There’s plenty of freaks in this world, but when I think of certain type it makes me want to hurl. …
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Poo Porn is Gross
Here’s a message to the dirty scat mongers. To folk who fuck with their soiled bungers. Pure Pooetry says poo …
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I Loathe This Roll
I’ll be glad to be done with this roll. It’s texture doesn’t feel right at all. It peels away at …
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The Dangler Danger Troll
While finishing a healthy deposit. I felt a sudden urge to vomit. Something gross had smeared my balls. They’re big, …
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Brutal Prolapse
I arrive at work and have my smoke, what I say next is not a joke. An enormous pain in …
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The Cliffs of Dover
Sudden churn of the stomach has me moving to the throne. With a pain like this, I definitely should not …
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Double Helping
What have I done to my bowel? I’m feeling something much too foul. A sloppy substance brews within. Soon to …
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Mr. Toilet
Hello Mr. Toilet, how are you? Are you ready to eat my poo? It’s your fecal feeding time. Open wide …
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Bombs Away…
I return home after my day at work. Then my butthole began to twerk. It was very violent like a …
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The Fecal Sharman
This toilet smells like rancid mould. Bt at least the seat is nice and cold. I sure do hate these …
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Chocolate Factory
It took a while, but the factory is finally open. The chocolate factory that is, and the gate is broken. …
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Time Warp Toilet
Let’s go for a swirl through time! Just be mindful of the fecal slime. All you need is a few …
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The Fecal Phantom
After a night of indulgence I heaved and I hoed Quickly I ran To the porcelain bowl to deliver from …
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Special Cake
Ate a special cake. It’s secret ingredient… Chem-lax laxatives. By Guest Pooet, The People’s Pooet
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