Count Dumpula told us a fascinating tale.
He fought Rocky Balboga but sadly did fail.

But credit is needed where credit is due.
He fought through twelve rounds of poo.

A normal man would have shuddered with fear.
But not The Count, he’s a warrior of the rear.

The poomoters loved his fight and they were very pleased.
Rumour has it his next fight will be with Poohamed Ahwee.