It’s time to pass a deuce of unbelievable magnitude!
Holding it in has left me feeling no gratitude.
I felt like I was a chicken laying an egg!
The longer I held on the more it begged!
This deuce felt huge words cannot describe…
Insides churning, the pain made me want to hide.
But finally I made it and my cheeks were planted.
My poopoo valve opened and my wish was granted.