Strange Things Are Happening in Toilet Town

Strange things are happening in toilet town.
Far from the norm of the trusted brown.

Logs go sideways instead of straight down.
The upper rim gets hit and logs don’t drown.

Is it some kind of paranormal pooptivity?
Or aliens covered up by a fecal conspiracy?

I just don’t get why these things are happening.
Am I on set of the movie The Shattening?

Perhaps I’ve stumbled into the Poomooder Triangle…
I don’t know what it is but I’ll consider all things viable.

Pure Pooetry

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