Oh dear God, what’s happening in this loo!?!
I’m sharting water, barely even a poo!
To go along with this waterfall, a sting so dire.
My taint is burning, like a ring of fire.
Completely by surprise, I almost didn’t make it to the bowl.
Once released, everything came out, even some of my soul.
I wish to never repeat this strain.
Excuse me, I need some ice for this pain.
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