Turdsday's Turds of Tranquility

Right now I’ve not a care in the world.
As I sit awaiting the shite to be hurled.

Out drop some healthy nuggets of brown bread.
Splashing into the water, they’re heavy like lead.

It’s a pleasant feeling on a Thursday afternoon.
Expelling the deposits from my relaxed full moon.

At peace, I can hear the rain falling outside.
It gives my buttocks a nice feeling deep inside.

Such tranquility, my bowel feels sloppy and loose.
But alas, pants are back on and now full of poose.

Pure Pooetry

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