No sooner had my cheeks planted on the seat…
Then the messy mass spewed forth with great heat.
It was steamy and smelly, and honestly quite foul.
How could such a substance erupt from my bowel?
The volume was enormous and flowed on forever.
My sense of smell gone, to return again never.
Blast after blast, the force of fecal flew.
I got dizzy from torrents, I was turning blue.
Such magnitude and force, maybe this energy I could harness?
But alas, the convulsions had turned me into a shitful carcass.