The landscape was dry yet fertile. Then came the head of the turtle. It was sudden, urgent and not to …

Arriving at work I abruptly knew, I needed a toilet so I could poo. Each second that past felt like …

The dreaded stink of a thousand shits. Came wafting from my southern pits. It was introduced by a greasy mudslide. …

On its way was a deuce of mammoth proportions… So I knew had to exercise extreme caution. With a violent …

Here is this warm toilet seat. Recently performed a fecal feat. Before here, when I sat down. Someone else made …

A sudden cramp, my sudden plight. It set me off on this fecal flight. Luckily I was only several metres …

I’ve returned with another atrocious rhyme. So here it drops now, a mass of oozing slime. It endlessly snakes out …

It’s now the time when I say hooray, and plant my cheeks and begin to spray. But all of a …

Here I am thinkin’ my shit don’t stink. But I’m automatically wipin’ before I think. It’s been yonks since we’ve …

Steve French is a fucking big cat. A single shit would fill a hat. Bubbles tries to keep him stoned. …

Two coffees in and away we go… Sending turds to the depths below. Just like that fecal pressure was built… …

It was a cold, dark and dreary morning, I could feel deep down below something evil was spawning. Like the …

I don’t know what to do about this burning sensation. It feels like fire made of brown poo menstruation. I …

I sat down squarely, my weight distributed fairly. Dropped my pants and started the great poo dance. At first just …