There was quite a cool and pleasant breeze…
As my butthole began to squeeze.
Then I felt quite a commotion.
Like a splashing fish in the ocean.
Was it the thrashing Marlin I heard about?
Or something more sinister like the Sewer Trout?
The time did come and my cheeks were planted.
But the movement stopped and I felt stranded.
Then a savage sensation I did feel…
Like constipation and the shock of an electric eel.
I heard a splash but the fecal fish disappeared.
There was no trace not even a smear.