Two coffees in and away we go…
Sending turds to the depths below.

Just like that fecal pressure was built…
After chugging coffee and not one drop got spilt.

I sat down on the icy seat…
With a fully charged anus ready to excrete.

But something happened all the pressure was lost!
I went from zero to one hundred right back to stop.

Did the freezing cold interfere?
Or was I suffering from corked diarrhoea?

Well, I guess time will tell as the old saying goes.
I’ll push and shimmy and then POORONOMO!

Pure Pooetry

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