Two coffees in and away we go…
Sending turds to the depths below.
Just like that fecal pressure was built…
After chugging coffee and not one drop got spilt.
I sat down on the icy seat…
With a fully charged anus ready to excrete.
But something happened all the pressure was lost!
I went from zero to one hundred right back to stop.
Did the freezing cold interfere?
Or was I suffering from corked diarrhoea?
Well, I guess time will tell as the old saying goes.
I’ll push and shimmy and then POORONOMO!