Take deep breaths, in and out. Turtle head is brown like stout. Cautiously peering into the light. Relaxed, but ready …

This horrid stench I can no longer contain. Down south I’m feeling some serious pain. It’s like a never-ending torrent …

A gentle push for motivation, is helping sooth my constipation. The two large pizzas went down a treat, but I …

Droppin’ payloads, I’m creating a reek. This meaty session is far from weak. I regret not bringing in a gas …

It’s freezing cold tell me am I dreaming? I’ve just taken a deuce and it’s started steaming! What’s going on…I …

My fecal alarm sounds telling me it’s urgent, in my bowels I have slimy pooturgent. I get to the throne …

What seemed like a normal trip through time. Has taken a turn for the worst, ending in fecal slime.  Such …

There’s plenty of freaks in this world, but when I think of certain type it makes me want to hurl. …

Here’s a message to the dirty scat mongers. To folk who fuck with their soiled bungers. Pure Pooetry says poo …

I’ll be glad to be done with this roll. It’s texture doesn’t feel right at all. It peels away at …

I arrive at work and have my smoke, what I say next is not a joke. An enormous pain in …

Sudden churn of the stomach has me moving to the throne. With a pain like this, I definitely should not …

What have I done to my bowel? I’m feeling something much too foul. A sloppy substance brews within. Soon to …

Hello Mr. Toilet, how are you? Are you ready to eat my poo? It’s your fecal feeding time. Open wide …