I don’t know what to do about this burning sensation.
It feels like fire made of brown poo menstruation.
I try to ignore it and wish the pain away.
But to no avail, my asshole still has more to display.
Breathing fire like a dragon’s breath of doom.
I’m pretty sure you could see the explosion from the moon.
The only thing worse than the pain that I’m feeling…
Is the look of the cleaner who has to clean poo from the ceiling.