My brown eye gives a weep. For the treasures it does keep. When they’re taken from their home. Like a …

A shit you need to slay. So you’ll need to pray. From a night of indulgence. You’ll need condolence. Inner …

I thought I’d go up for a routine poo. But I received so much more, a brown fecal stew. I …

Today I’ve hit a bit of a snag. There is no TP in this toilet, not even a rag. It …

It’s so cold today my poo sticks together like snot. I have doubts it will ever drop and slowly rot. …

Awakening on my tropical island I try to chillax… But I feel like I’ve drunk a litre of turbo lax. …

An unconventional time to plop, in the middle of work I had to stop. I ran with all might and …

Speeding down the road in nothing but my jocks. While I build up my collection of little brown rocks. I …

I finally sorted out a pooem to write. A majestic tale, all covered in shite. It’s been a while between …

The constipation conspiracy was politically intense. A backlog of secrets, lies and poo so immense. I was deep in foreign …

Here’s a bag of lumpy brown taters. No need to wash em, that’s for haters. Fresh from the earth, these …

Laying in bed, I had a wonderful idea. A way to poo without creating a smear. Convenience is the issue, …

Too much hearty meat eaten the night before. Stockpiles in my bowels have grown much more. A nasty gas leak …

Ah, what a day. Never before have I had an early spray. Devious it was at this hour. Restricted it …

Suddenly the urge to vomit from my rear. Everything happens in a blink, uncontrollable diarrhea. Overly exhausted, there is nothing …

I find myself sitting at the daily grind. Squeezing one out from my stinky rind. It feels squishy, warm, nice …