Here is this warm toilet seat.
Recently performed a fecal feat.

Before here, when I sat down.
Someone else made the brown.

Considerate warming cheeks.
While my turtle head peeks.

A quick wink of the brown eye.
Gives gentle relief and not a cry.

A proud salute and a nice wipe.
My clean hole will have no gripe.

Except for one small brown regret.
Cleaning the seat first, I did forget.