A Stench Did Creep
In the dead of night, I was awoken from sleep. I detected a stench that stealthily did creep. It worked …
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All Sick Senses: Redux
Around midnight I was awoken by a terrible sound. A grunting as someone laid a monstrous mound. At first I …
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Hypootised!
After depositing a dreadful load… And luckily safe in my abode. But upon my face grew a sneer. When into …
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Wait Your Turn
Excuse me but I cannot help you right now. Something urgent has become known to my bowels. I’m very sorry …
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Bad Barista Brew
Here’s a terrible story from my butthole to you. About a white choc coffee turned hellish goo. I dunno what …
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Aged To Poofection
This poop has been a long time in the making. For ages, my insides have been baking. And now it’s …
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The Pooper
You take a dump but I take one too. You fire your ass but I got runny poo. When you’re …
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Top Deck Surprise
You take a dump as you normally would. But there’s a scent of something not so good. You checked and …
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Caught in a Stinky Trap!
I’m fuming and furious! I’m goddamn livid! Locked in a room where a stink was delivered! Woe is me, I’ve …
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The Deviant Culprit
Imagine being imprisoned in a tomb… But it’s more like a stinky toilet room. In this room is the stench …
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Packing Heat
Down south, I’m packing heat. Getting ready to fire from my seat. An itchy trigger to fire the sludge. Gotta …
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My Name is Farts Galore
Lately, my name has been Farts Galore. I’ve been dropping bombs and stinky spores. The farts have been flying out …
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Brown Graffiti
Monday morn, the dunnies are nice and clean. The porcelain is so shiny it even gleams. I must congratulate the …
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Storms a Brewin’
One eerie night the wind did blow. The wind outside and the wind below. Outside was cold but inside was …
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Elbow Grease
I just blew out my sphincter. It caused a terrible stinker. The stench is beyond compare. And singes my nostril …
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Sacrificial Shizzle
I just excreted a steamy brown broth… It hissed and bubbled in a furious froth. I didn’t mean to deliver …
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Slick n Sick
Here’s a short pooem to make you feel sick. It’s about a dump I took that was quite slick. Squirting …
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