Pooetry, War

The Pooper

You take a dump but I take one too.
You fire your ass but I got runny poo.
When you’re waiting for the next attack.
You better watch for my blasting crack!

The farts trumpet, the charge begins.
On this porcelain, no one wins.
The smell of shiz is a horrible stench.
You plunge the s-bend but your pants are drenched!

Pure Pooetry

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