Here’s a short pooem to make you feel sick.
It’s about a dump I took that was quite slick.
Squirting out in a runny jet stream.
It wasn’t painful, but I did scream.
Once done, I slammed on the flush real quick.
But the stink lingered and stuck around all day.
And I tried to cover it with a fragrant air spray.
Yet nothing I tried would do the job.
I was stuck with this stench of blob.
That’s why I’m wearing a necklace bouquet.