This poop has been a long time in the making.
For ages, my insides have been baking.
And now it’s time to unload the awful matter.
Will it come out solid or a sickly splatter?
This question turns out to be moot…
My bowel won’t give the brown the boot!
The mush wants to ferment a bit longer.
But this will cause the stink to grow stronger!
I must take this matter into my own hands.
Not literally, I’ll come up with some plans!
So I heave and ho, then flex and clench.
I gotta dump the mass making stench!
I grunt and groan, then push and shove.
All this work sure is no labour of love!
I breathe in and out, I use enormous force…
And with a BOOM explodes the sauce!
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