In the dead of night, I was awoken from sleep.
I detected a stench that stealthily did creep.
It worked its way into my unwary brain.
Such a strong smell, I cried out in pain!
And it coincided with a terrible nightmare.
One in which I wore no underwear!
Wouldn’t you know it, I’d let a trumpet blast…
To my disgust, it was wet and fast.
And without jocks, you know what this means…
I now had a stain in the back of my jeans.
That was when I awoke to that awful stench.
My bed sheets are now a sickening brown trench.