I’m fuming and furious! I’m goddamn livid!
Locked in a room where a stink was delivered!

Woe is me, I’ve been caught in a stinky trap!
I can’t escape the stench of this crap!

Whoever laid this brown will rue the day!
I must find the caca-culprit and make them pay.

I have a plan but it’s passive-poop-aggressive.
I’m going to lay the smackdown and get poo-oppressive.

I’ll wait till they need to use the bathroom.
Then dart in and create the doodoo doom.

I’ll jam the door with a wedge of brown matter.
Something rock hard, not a wet splatter.

They’ll be greeted by the grotesque aroma.
And I’ll laugh as they fall into a stinky coma!