Pure Pooetry
Sleuthing Shitting Sloth
Four coffees deep and I’m touching cloth. It sleuths out slowly just like a sloth. The stench is pungent, heavy …
Pure Pooetry
Mushy Morsel
The stench was so foul, I nearly fainted. The person before me, the porcelain they painted. Shades brown, black and …
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The Fecal Serpent
A long brown jelly snake, left my anus and made the bowl shake. This fearsome creature only seldom seen, from …
Pure Pooetry
Fecal War is Hell
War rages on deep in the trench. My own personal enemy is this stench. At dawn our fates will be …
Pure Pooetry
A Work of Shart
Nice and easy is how it went. Little to no energy was spent. A small backfire sent the poo sliding. …
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Scatastrophic Failure
I’m experiencing unpleasant rectal behaviour. All day long I’ve had scatastrophic failure. Things are exploding out my taint. If they …
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The Defiler
Such an enormous deuce does await. I’ve pushed so hard I’ve got shakes. I’m in some pain and a lot …
Pure Pooetry
