Tailpipe Troubles
I’ve got a brown log stuck in the tailpipe. I can’t remove it, even with a wipe. It only pushed …
I’ve got a brown log stuck in the tailpipe. I can’t remove it, even with a wipe. It only pushed …
We often think of toilets as somewhat good. The place to rid our bodies of digested food. But what if …
Like a slow-moving snail, my poop started to crown. Obviously aware that soon it would drown. It kept its pace …
When you need to go in deep… To wipe out that heinous ex-meat. You consider using the ice cream scoop. …
After depositing a dreadful load… And luckily safe in my abode. But upon my face grew a sneer. When into …
My butthole is wide, my butthole is loose. When I dump I don’t feel the juice. It slips out below, …
Why is it so difficult for corn to digest? When it comes to pooping it’s not like the rest. Sometimes …
Here I squat, dropping you know what. Forcing out a sludgy brown snot. But this one is different, this one …
Excuse me but I cannot help you right now. Something urgent has become known to my bowels. I’m very sorry …
Have you ever rushed off to the loo… To unload a much-needed number two? Only to have something violent happen… …
I’ve had a sickly feeling all weekend. A need to regurgitate from my rear end. An unpleasant cloud like a …
This damn stubborn poop won’t take the dive. Of the brown the porcelain is deprived. An unloading, my bowel is …
This poop has been a long time in the making. For ages, my insides have been baking. And now it’s …
It’s 100 degrees, I shit you not. My poop gushes out like runny snot. Everything is all melty and gross. …
This dump is long like neck of giraffe. I’ve pooped out ten metres and a half. If you stacked this …
Off to the loo, I make a mad dash. Gotta drop this load in a fecal flash. Lid goes up, …
Imagine being imprisoned in a tomb… But it’s more like a stinky toilet room. In this room is the stench …
I’m at the point of overload. I need some porcelain to erode. And the sweat is dripping from my brow. …