A Tragic Flush

We often think of toilets as somewhat good.
The place to rid our bodies of digested food.

But what if I told you that’s not always true?
What if a toilet consumed something other than poo?

Yes, that’s right the question of what if?
This is a sad story, like you just took a whiff.

It was a normal day just like any old other.
I was dropping my guts like a heavy metal drummer.

Then smoko arrived so I went to the drain.
But not for poop, I needed to drain the vein.

And while I relieved myself I heard a loud clunk.
“What was that?” I thought, and “could I be drunk?”

So I looked into the bowl and this is not a joke…
Out of my pocket had fallen a full pack of smokes.

Pure Pooetry

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