Sometimes my doo has a really stale smell.
Usually when I haven’t dumped in a spell.

And the colour looks on the lighter shade of sand.
Nothing like a browned turd all tanned.

It lacks that rich brown glistening streak.
A sight that makes all poop look unique.

I imagine it just needed more time to bake.
Prematurely dumped was this chocolate cake.

But you can’t put it back to cook some more!
That is a notion I truly doo deplore!