Why is it so difficult for corn to digest?
When it comes to pooping it’s not like the rest.
Sometimes after a poop I can feel a tear…
You get that when outing out a prickly pear.
Whopping logs that protrude with yellow gold.
I’ve seen them all my life and I’m 33 years old!
How can this mystery ever be solved?
Cases around the world I’ve been told.
Someday somehow something needs to be done!
So these yellow protuberances can finally be shunned!