My butthole is wide, my butthole is loose.
When I dump I don’t feel the juice.
It slips out below, the only way I know…
Is from the splash into water it goes.
I don’t know how my butthole got this way.
Maybe from dropping monster bricks of clay.
There’s one aspect of this that I admire.
I can drop a load that’ll put out a fire.
And when I want a view from up in the sky…
I’ll poop a mighty tower and I sit on high.
But when I get the runs it’s quite the scare.
My socks and shoes receive a flooding nightmare!