When you need to go in deep…
To wipe out that heinous ex-meat.

You consider using the ice cream scoop.
To scrape out that brown earthly poop.

But if it’s stubborn and hard as a rock…
You better be wearing a smock!

Cos you’ll need to blast with dynamite.
So beware of the sprays of shite!

The doodoo debris flies in all directions.
You’ll fail the cleaning inspection!