It’s been a long trip, I drank many a beer. But now the time for pooping is here.
But alas my ass is lacking motivation. I fear it’s succumbed to a case of constipation.
This brown mass within is quite pigheaded. Stuck deep inside it has become embedded.
I have a friend who told me about a place. Where you can drop loads till red in the face.
He said there’s just a small price to pay. But you’d have to wipe your own ass anyway.
But this is a blockade of epic proportions, if only my hole would open in distortions.
I feel a slight tickle in my butt. Large and round like a coconut.
So I wait and wait for this coconut to drop. But this tenacious turd refuses to plop.
I didn’t ask for this, but it’s all I got. I’ll have to apply force to the rectal snot.
No need to think, I’ll simply man up. I let the poo powered pressure build up and up.
The sun comes up and I’ve been at it all night. I’ve been pushing hard with all my might.
And finally the coconut freely pops out. Birthing that I indeed gave a shout.
Destroyed is my stretched hole of pink. But now I have coconut milk to drink.
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