Espresso Fartini
I hold aloft this classy brown drink. I foresee in my future a terrible stink. This robust espresso looks quite …
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A Grain of Sand
There’s a tiny grain of sand. Down in my southern gland. For when I lift up my frock. And drop …
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Chemical Warfare
I just popped off a stinky, from my rear pinky. Now to release the source with a brown eye winky. …
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Planet Poop
Shizhard Wizard again, exploring the poopy cosmos! I’m searching for worlds to deposit my rear compost! With an “ABRA-CRAP-DABRA!” and …
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Heavy Weight Title
Slowly I staggered away from the table… The weight in my gut made my legs unstable. I’d downed too much …
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Blockage of Cheese
This is quite the difficult poo. All because I forgot to chew. The feta is not easily passed. I should …
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Kitty Litter Pineapple Fritter
I just caught a glimpse of the kitties litter. Their poop glistened like a pineapple fritter. But it certainly didn’t …
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Can’t We All Just Get Along?
Why do people soil the seat? It’s where we sit with planted cheeks. In times of need and in a …
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Chocolate Bar
While I’m waiting by the car. I’m scoffing down a chocolate bar. Above me flies a sneaky bird. On me …
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Poop Plant
What colour does your middle eye blink? Right now mine’s brown, but before it was pink. When the eye opened …
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Green, Amber, Red, BROWN!
Last night I ate something quite average. Now I feel an inner rumbling so savage. Going in, the taste was …
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Into The Doo-Dimension
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls. I have here a tale that will make you hurl! Shizhard Wizard here, rhyming …
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The Brown Shivers
Have you ever had that feeling where you get really cold? And your body tells you It’s time to release the …
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Breaking The Seal
I started the day with a mountain of food. Excessive volumes cos I was in the mood. I just kept …
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Doodoo-Depression
I’m so doodoo-depressed. Look at these pants I’ve messed. And I’m down in the brown dumps. Even my deuce sags and slumps. …
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Poopetually
There was a man named Jack Smith. His pants contained a terrible whiff. Near him you had to hold your …
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There’s No Hamster
I have this awful itch… It’s making me twitch. I’ve taken tablets in case of worms. But I still twist …
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