Droppin’ Bombs
Droppin’ bombs fall like droppin’ loads. Fecal from above, grossly it explodes. Incoming hellfire, straight from a gun. I return …
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The Dangler Danger Troll
While finishing a healthy deposit. I felt a sudden urge to vomit. Something gross had smeared my balls. They’re big, …
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The Fecal Phantom
After a night of indulgence I heaved and I hoed Quickly I ran To the porcelain bowl to deliver from …
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Laying Easter Eggs
Woo! Easter time is here! It’s our favourite time of year! “Why?” We hear you ask. Cos in chocolate we …
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Plastic Bag
Here’s another tale and yes it’s true. And as usual, it’s all about poo. I have a brother, several years …
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The Apoocalypse
In the middle of a thick, wild and hairy battle. I paused to release my ass of it’s fecal cattle. …
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The Brown Hurl
The moment has arrived, it’s finally here. A bog brewing for hours of that I now fear. No wind, no …
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