Have you ever had that feeling where you get really cold?
And your body tells you It’s time to release the brown
Well, that just happened to me out of the blue.
My body is telling me it’s time for a poo.
So off to the loo I went and not a moment too soon.
To release my
But as soon as it was over my normal temperature came back.
Just not before the porcelain received an almighty crack!