Shameful Exit
Valve wide open, the pressure applied. Spackling the bowl of my porcelain ride. Squeeze and pinch, grunt and wince-making ungodly …
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Custard Fart
PHOOAAR! What an epic fart! Smells just like a custard tart. It has an aroma so fruity and rich. And …
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A Cup of Starbutts
A late night coffee has caused a tussle. My bowel is moving and starting to rustle. Pain is unbearable I …
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Fast Food Fecal Frenzy
Gobble down that Pizza Hut. Then let it brew within your gut. Soon you’ll open your back pocket. And blast …
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Like an Animal
Don’t you hate it when you are out… And suddenly your bowels begin to shout? “I need to poop!”, they …
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Shrimp Bogtail
Seated for dinner and much to my delight… I saw before me such a beautiful sight. Seafood as far the …
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Flossing The Brown Canyon
I’m sitting here in disbelief. The following event was not brief. At my job, I was doing my work… When …
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Fraudulent Poo
I am a pretty regular fella. Mornings I drop brown into yella. But today I gotzta tell ya. I’m plugged …
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Receiving Poo Gifts
Eat high fibre food. Mr. Hankey Christmas Poo. Will give gifts to you. By Guest Pooet, The People’s Pooet
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A Faint Hint of Brown
This chair where I penned many a piece. For years it cushioned my rear crease. It had soft and comfy …
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Mississippi Steamboat
What you are about to read is a true story. Forever remembered in all its poo glory. It’s a tale …
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The Insides
Something’s wrong on the insides. After last night’s session, I cried. I pooped till I was red and raw. My …
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A Frightening Discovery
Casually I lifted the lid and what did I find? Something that scared my naive behind. It was a colossal …
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Clear The Air
I am the champion of a long fragrant ooze… How many layers of wipe must I choose? At first, I …
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The Loose Bowels
The loose bowels did bleat an unsettling howl… Followed by a spluttering from its wet jowls. I peeked at the …
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A Short One About A Long One
How long can this turd be? It felt like two or three. I am excited to get up and see. …
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