It feels like I haven’t taken a shit in ages.
This pooem may take up many pages.
In fact, I can’t recall when I last unloaded the brown.
It may have even been far from my own hometown.
But finally I’m granting the poop a sweet reprieve.
This ancient poo unloading is outed with a heave.
As each ye olde package drops in…
I feel myself growing a little more thin.
Finally the last crusty nugget from my ass is bust.
And the bowl below is filled with brown dust.