Here I sit on the employee’s loo.
Dropping clumps of my brown goo.

I just released a monstrous handful.
The smell belongs in the landfill.

Passing it was no simple task.
But now in the stink I must bask.

Luckily the fragrance spray is in my reach.
To conceal what came from my rear peach.

Ever had to use the spray mid-sitting?
A stink this bad, I’m considering quitting.