The monstrosity of a turd that I just took…
Is like something out of the Guinness Book.

It started sloppy then grew firm.
Like the early turd who gets the worm.

The smell was something of an offensive brute.
Like 100 Poorangutans all firing their chutes.

I thought it was over then came more slop.
The bowl was getting full from what I’d dropped.

Sloppy mash and lumberjack logs.
Proceeded to flow while I was on the job.

I don’t know how and don’t know why.
But now in the fecal position and going to cry.

Pure Pooetry

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