Smells So Familiar
Here I stand, taking a big ol’ whiz. Then the smell hits me, there it is. This wee stinks of …
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Poopsicles
In the air a frosty fecal chill. And the smell of a brown spill. Poopsicles hang from the ceiling. I …
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Farter’s Day
Today is Farter’s Day down under. All Dads release the brown thunder! Celebrate with a trumpeting toot. Inside there brews …
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A Spilt Cup
There is a horrible funk emanating from my porcelain throne. Something has upset my stomach with a sickening groan. The …
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Mark of The Pooet
When a stinky poop makes life look bleak. Take a deep breath and turn the other cheek. But if each …
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Soggy Bog Smog
A thick brown cloud hangs in the air. Through its mass, I can’t even stare. I try to disperse and …
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Horrific and Hefty
A horrific brewing of enormous scale… The sickness inside had left me pale. The time of departure had arrived. Like …
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Shitful Frown
I wear a sorry, shitful frown. For these bowels went to town… On my clean whitey-tighties. No longer feel nice …
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Arts and Crafts
Like the timeless masters, I suffer for my art. And there it is, the sound of a painful fart. It …
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Boulder of Brown
I think my bowels are off. They just let out a cough. Then I birthed a monstrous boulder. And now …
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Funky Town
So fresh and so clean but that’s about to change… Because I’m about to make the chocolate rain. Storm clouds …
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Fat Brown Rhymes
I got my papers and I got my bling. Soon out my anus brown will sing. But I don’t wanna …
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Poo Vibrations
“Poo Vibrations” by Sharty Shart and The Rectal Punch It’s such a poo vibration, it’s such a poo sensation. Yo, …
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Snags Kablamo
I could feel within a furious brown. Kicking and screaming before it crowned. Without hesitation, I left the bay. To …
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War on The Dark Brown Sea
It’s time to set sail on the dark brown sea. We’re going to war to set our turds free. The …
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Simple Wiping Advice
Here’s some simple wiping advice. Don’t use the same toilet paper twice. Once the white has touched the brown. Quickly …
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