Some asshole has broken the pooing rules.
They’ve left behind something brown and cruel.

Their unflushed remains are more than I can bear.
When I saw and smelled it, I began to swear.

The rules are in place for everyone’s pootection.
No one wants to see your rancid collections!

Wipe then flush, leave everything nice and clean.
I’ll crack the shits if I see your sightly unseen!