It’s been a while since we poosted, I’ll give you that.
It’s the Christmas break, but doesn’t mean we haven’t shat!

So I laid my little brown egg, a nugget of lore.
Actually, it’s not just an egg, here comes some more!

The water turns a murky brown.
This toilet owns this sour crown.

It’s the end of year celebrations, Christmas and New Year’s Eve.
I’m dropping an epic load right out of my pants sleeve.

The time to party is nigh.
And with it huge relief sighs.

Cos partying also means doing things in excess.
Our bowels included, it’s going to be a Hell of a mess!