The Fecal Awakens

The force awakens and my butthole quake’ns.

Like a mushy dark side turd, it’s power is stirred.

The fecal force cannot be matched, like this brown egg that has hatched.

The galactic senate takes a bathroom break, because there are space doodoos to make.

The Jedi order has a high moral code, and the Sith will cruelly dump a stinky load.

How does a Stormtropper go to the loo? Maybe the suit has a built-in bag for number two.

Pure Pooetry

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