Expelling poo is generally an easy task. As the plops leave independently from your ass.

Though sometimes you can run into some strife. When the bulldog visits you, and bites with all it’s might.

“The Bulldog’s Bite, what is that?” might you ask. It’s simple really, you go to wipe when suddenly the paper is bitten by your ass.

The paper gets stuck, and this invokes much fear. As you struggle with the paper, you also struggle to hold back tears.

A sticky situation with no easy resolution, as you wait for the bulldog to release from it’s biting solution.

How much time does the bulldog need before it will pass?
I have no idea, hence why I still sit here, with paper out my ass…