Confessions of a Crap Artist

Please excuse this fecal mess.
I created this horror, I confess.

I was going for something with art.
But it should have been just a fart.

My palette knows only one colour,
And it’s brown, nothing is more duller.

But wait, is that a gem shining through?
A singular corn encrusted in the poo!

Like a lone golden nugget in a mine shaft.
Come check out my masterpiece art craft!

Just like that my installation makes sense.
As a plus I’ll do a live doodoo dispense.

Who knows, I might even win a fancy art prize!
Unless the smell brings tears to your eyes.

Pure Pooetry

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