Ahhh yes it’s time for a poo… my favourite part of the day! When I’m at work I couldn’t care less if it’s solid or a spray.

It is quite warm in here so I must blast at quite a pace, at 40 degrees it’s far too hot to run a marathon or a race.

Now I’ve done my job, my bowl is full of steaming shite, but what I’ve just done has a putrid stink so I better take my flight.

But before I go I have a question and yes it is about turd. If a pictures worth a thousand words, is a toilet worth a thousand turds?