I’m back for part number two.
To take a dump all over your poo.

I’ll smash my shit right on top.
As it collides it makes a PLOP!

The sight of your crap fills me with jealousy.
So I’ll make your deposit a mere memory.

Once it’s covered with my shade of brown,
I can turn upside down my sad frown.

Then I’ll flush both shits off to the bay.
"Take that!" I mutter as they float away.