I sat there percolating my first coffee of the day.
When suddenly it erupted in a brown spray.

Like a hammer to a watermelon, the spray was everywhere.
The splashback so enormous it filled my underwear.

I kind of feel bad for the person who enters next.
With a sight so horrendous they will feel perplexed.

But I now have a problem, the crust on my undies grows thick.
I will need to figure out something before I am truly sick…