Toilet McNugget

An overdose of this false, processed food.
My body wishes it had already poo’d.

The mistake of eating a chicken McNugget.
I tried to hold it in but anus said "Fuck it."

So I sit on the throne of dismay.
And I let the fecal fall away.

Each dropped nugget more satisfying than the last.
As this horrendous ex-meal outward did blast.

Every resounding plop I hear.
Is a victory I celebrate for my rear.

Now I hope to learn from this mistake.
As I dump the last brown lumpy steak.

Never again to eat a chicken McNugget.
Unless equipped I am with a poo bucket.

Pure Pooetry

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