This solid log drops. Into the water it plops. Deep thud is heard. Like lead, a heavy turd. On the …

In prison, everyone can hear you poop. So little privacy while you drop goop. You’ll become the master of the …

When you want a delicious cinematic treat. Without getting out of your comfy seat. Look no further than this salty, …

Coming atcha wit another rhyme. This filthy fecal stained like grime. I’m all like, “man dis ass gotta blast.” So …

I planted my ass to squeeze out a poo. But what came out belongs in the zoo. Open your mind, …

As I take the porcelain seat I announce “All aboard!” Now commences the flight of the brown concord! We take …

I’m sitting on the toilet, drinking a beer. Yes, at the same time as pooping from my rear. It’s called …

I got comfortable on the loo… And with a gentle push began to poo. There was a turtle head that …

Pure Pooetry just turned two. So I release a twin rear spew. Keeping with this theme. I let out a …

Hello brownness my old friend. I’d come to squeeze one out again. The scent was planted in my brain. It …

You’ll know you work for a kind employer. If the toilet paper is not a rectum destroyer. If you have …

Just now the Earth started to quake. And in response my bowel is awake. I felt a sudden southern rumble. …

Here’s the first fecal swill of the day. The smell has scared all others away. In fact it has me …