Yellowbeard Prayer of a Constipated Man
I sit down with my bowl of soup. I pray the lord my hole to poop. If a log it …
Pure Pooetry
…And Faeces For All
Toilet walls all streaked with brown Faeces smearing Nostrils inhale the stench of piss That you’re breathing Piss and shit …
Pure Pooetry
Into The Infinity of Farts
As the foul stench creeps over the public toilets of Hoppers Crossing, as the stale piss reaches my nostrils, I …
Pure Pooetry
The Majestic Turd
Oh look at that majestic turd. That shimmering peanut studded log of human faeces. Behold the semi digested corn pieces. …
Pure Pooetry