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Pooetry, Poose

…And Faeces For All

Toilet walls all streaked with brown
Faeces smearing
Nostrils inhale the stench of piss
That you’re breathing
Piss and shit mist fill your lungs
You want to vomit
Foul smell of faeces makes you chuck
Into the toilet

You’d better go it’s time to leave
There’s urine on the toilet seat
I think you better get away
Inhale the vapors… here come the chunks
To vomit is the price you’ll pay
Nothing can save you

Breakfast is served
Breakfast is eaten
Breakfast is gone
Out the back door
Faeces is done
Take a big poop
Faeces is all
Find it so grim
So true
So real

Wipe the pissed-on toilet seat
If you’re crapping
Best to close the toilet door
If you’re fapping
Wet bed of paper in the bowl with soggy poo
Flies land on shit and buzz around
Then land on you

You’d better go it’s time to leave
There’s urine on the toilet seat
I think you better get away
Inhale the vapors… here come the chunks
To vomit is the price you’ll pay
Nothing can save you

Lunch is served
Lunch is eaten
Lunch is gone
Out the back door
Faeces is done
Take a big poop
Faeces is all
Find it so grim
So true
So real

Clenching sphincter chokes a turd
Poop assassin
Wipe your butt and hit the flush
Water swirling

Flies buzz and land upon a shit
Then on your meal
Am I eating poo? I cannot tell
Cannot feel

You’d better go it’s time to leave
There’s urine on the toilet seat
I think you better get away
Inhale the vapors… here come the chunks
To vomit is the price you’ll pay
Nothing can save you

Dinner is served
Dinner is eaten
Dinner is gone
Out the back door
Faeces is done
Take a big poop
Faeces is all
Find it so grim
So true
So real

By Guest Pooet, Yellowbeard

Pure Pooetry

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