It’s round two of my fecal spew. Blasting nuggets is what I do. Supercharged and packed with force. Always showing …

Finally, I’m unloading after a dry spell for days. This one is a doodoo doozie that will surely amaze. It’s …

With only a couple hours left of Apool Fool’s Day. I’m unloading all my poo-pranks well before May. Don’t take …

You better believe me when I say I’ve got the rancid score. Cos this mound of monstrous mash left me …

At the same time every day. My chud spewing anus decides to play. I just get to work and go …

With a mighty grunt I let loose the golden caboose. And out it flows, a sickening chocolate mousse. This stream …

It’s Saturday morning and I’ve come to work. While unlocking the dealership my butthole twerked. Looking around I realised no …

There’s something inside of me. Better guess again, it’s not pee. Here it is, it’s, it’s coming out. Let loose, …

Upon the seat I did straddle, while rounding up the cattle. Not the type that goes moo, I’m talking stinky …

This wretched, stinking, shameful shit. Has got me down, feeling the pits. My bowels are void and utterly bleak. Loss, …

Today my poop comes out green under the gills. You’d be forgiven for thinking I’m feeling ill. It’s nothing special, …

A horrible funk came out from me, I realised I had to sit down this time to pee. A warning …

There was a man named Fowler. He had a shitty super power. When going to the loo. Even for explosive …

There’s a sinister voice in my head. It says “Stay up, don’t go to bed.” “Write some shitty pooems instead!” …